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Alright, let’s talk about cookin’ up some of that there shrimp stuff, like they make at that Red Lobster place. You know, the kinda thing you might wanna make when folks come over, or just ‘cause you feel like eatin’ somethin’ fancy-like, but not too hard to make. First off, you gotta get yourself some shrimps. Not the tiny little ones, but the good-sized ones, you know? The ones they call “jumbo” or somethin’. Make sure they’re peeled, ‘cause nobody wants to be fiddlin’ with that mess when they’re hungry….

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink, the “Black Superman,” or whatever them fancy folks call it. I ain’t no bartender, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’ and I figured I’d give ya the lowdown, the way *I* understand it, ya hear? What’s in this “Black Superman” thing? Sounds like a whole lotta booze to me! They say it’s got this blue stuff, “Blue Curaçao” they call it, makes it look all pretty and blue, like a summer sky, but don’t let that fool ya, it ain’t…

Well now, let’s talk about this here “dessert lattice”. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but I know a thing or two about pies and such. My old grandma, she used to make the best apple pies, and they always had them pretty criss-cross thingies on top. We just called ’em “pie strips” back then, but I guess these city folks call it “lattice”. Sounds all highfalutin to me! So, what is it, this “dessert lattice”? It’s just strips of dough, see? You roll out the dough, like you’re…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya about this here “black malibu drink”. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just a regular person who likes a little somethin’ somethin’ now and then. So, if you’re lookin’ for some highfalutin’ mixology talk, you best go somewhere else. What is this Black Malibu Anyway? Now, from what I gather, this “Malibu Black” ain’t your grandma’s coconut rum, though it kinda is, just…stronger. You know, like the regular Malibu, the one that tastes like suntan lotion and vacation, but this one’s got a…

Alright, listen up, y’all. You wanna find some good Thursday night dinner specials near you, huh? Well, yer talkin’ to the right person, even if I don’t look like much. I know a thing or two about findin’ a good deal, you see. Don’t need no fancy phones or computers, just good ol’ common sense and a bit of listenin’ around. First thing ya gotta do is think about what kinda food yer cravin’. Thursday night, that’s a special night, see? Some places got their shrimp or chicken Alfredo specials….

Alright, let’s talk about this All Sport stuff, you know, the drink for sports and all. I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I can tell you what I know. What is All Sport? Well, it’s like, uh, water but with stuff in it. They say it’s for when you’re runnin’ around or workin’ hard. You know, makes you less tired or somethin’. They got all kinds, like the regular kind, the one with no sugar, and even one that tastes like them Skittles candies. Imagine that, a drink…

[Body] Well, let me tell you ’bout this here Mistic drink. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just a regular person who’s had a sip or two. So, don’t expect no big words or complicated stuff, alright? First off, they got all sorts of flavors. You know, like them fruit punch ones, the kind that makes your mouth water just thinkin’ ’bout it. They got others too, but I ain’t tried ’em all. Can’t say I know all them fancy names, but they got plenty to pick from, that’s…

Alright, let’s talk about these “perplexity cookies,” though I ain’t got a clue what kind of fancy baking this is. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks dream up. But, you know, cookies is cookies, and I reckon I can figure it out. First off, they’re sayin’ somethin’ ‘bout this “perplexity” bein’ some kinda search thingy, like a brainy fella lookin’ stuff up. Artificial intelligence, they call it. Sounds like hogwash to me, but I guess if it helps find recipes, then more power to it. You know, back in my…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them low FODMAP vegetarian recipes, yeah? My old bones ain’t got time for fancy talk, so I’m gonna keep it real simple, just like how we cook back home. So, this whole FODMAP thing, it’s about your belly, see? Some foods, they just make your stomach rumble and grumble, and not in a good way. If you’re like me and got a sensitive tummy, you gotta watch what you eat. And if you’re also one of them vegetarians, well, it gets a bit tricky, but…

Alright, let’s talk about this Netflix thing, the one they call “premium cookies” on that * site. Folks are always jabbering about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, and this internet stuff is still kinda newfangled to me. But from what I gather, these “cookies” are like little keys. They ain’t the chocolate chip kind, mind you! These keys, they unlock the fancy part of Netflix, the part they call “premium.” That’s where all the…