Cookies

Alright, let’s talk about these rice krispie cookies, yeah? I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman who likes to whip up somethin’ tasty now and then. And these cookies? They’re somethin’ else, let me tell ya. First off, they ain’t hard to make. You don’t need no fancy-schmancy equipment or ingredients you can’t even pronounce. Just simple stuff you probably already got in your kitchen. That’s the best kind of recipe, the easy kind! I ain’t got time for fussin’ around with complicated things. Now,…

Alright, let’s talk about these rice cookies, the Quaker kind, you know? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what tastes good and what fills your belly without makin’ you feel stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. These things, well, they’re somethin’ else. First off, I heard folks callin’ ’em “Drizzilicious Mini Rice Cakes – Cookies Cream Bites.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? And they are a mouthful, but in a good way. Little crispy things, like a crunchy cloud in your mouth. And the taste? Sweet,…

Alright, let’s talk about these “protien cookies”, yeah? I heard folks sayin’ they’re good for ya, help ya get strong and all that. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks would come up with, always tryin’ to make things fancy. But hey, if it helps ya get work done, I ain’t complainin’. What are these protien thingamajigs anyway? Well, from what I gather, these cookies ain’t your regular cookies, ya know? They got extra stuff in ’em, stuff they call “protien.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d feed the chickens to make ’em…

Alright, let’s talk about this Pillsbury Doughboy cookie jar thing. You know, that little chubby fella, always giggling. I seen ’em around, but never really thought much about ’em ’til now. So, first off, what is this thing anyway? Well, it’s a jar, see? For keepin’ your cookies. Not just any jar, mind you. It’s shaped like that Doughboy, the one from the commercials. Yeah, that cute little guy. Made outta ceramic, most of ’em, and they come in all sorts of sizes. I seen some big ones, like real…

Alright, let’s talk about these “perplexity cookies,” though I ain’t got a clue what kind of fancy baking this is. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks dream up. But, you know, cookies is cookies, and I reckon I can figure it out. First off, they’re sayin’ somethin’ ‘bout this “perplexity” bein’ some kinda search thingy, like a brainy fella lookin’ stuff up. Artificial intelligence, they call it. Sounds like hogwash to me, but I guess if it helps find recipes, then more power to it. You know, back in my…

Alright, let’s talk about them fortune cookies, you know, the crunchy little things you get at the end of a Chinese meal. Folks always crack ’em open, hoping for some good luck or a wise saying, but have you ever thought about what’s actually *in* them? I mean, besides paper? Well, I looked it up, kinda sorta, and it ain’t much, let me tell ya. They say there’s about 20 to 30 calories in one cookie. Now, I ain’t no calorie counter, never have been, but that don’t sound like…

Alright, let’s talk about this Netflix thing, the one they call “premium cookies” on that * site. Folks are always jabbering about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, and this internet stuff is still kinda newfangled to me. But from what I gather, these “cookies” are like little keys. They ain’t the chocolate chip kind, mind you! These keys, they unlock the fancy part of Netflix, the part they call “premium.” That’s where all the…

Alright, let’s talk about these here moonshine cookies, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy baker, but I know what tastes good. These ain’t your grandma’s cookies, unless your grandma was a bit of a wild one, that is. What are Moonshine Cookies Anyway? Well, it’s like this. Someone got the bright idea to put a little bit of that “shine” liquor, you know, the stuff they make in the woods, into cookies. Sounds crazy, right? But let me tell ya, it works. It ain’t enough to get you tipsy, mind…

Alright, let’s talk about this monster cookie dough thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I know a good cookie when I taste one. And this dough, well, it makes some darn good cookies, I tell ya. First off, what is it? It’s just stuff you mix up to make monster cookies, simple as that. Big ol’ cookies, the kind that fill your hand. They got all sorts of stuff in ‘em, but the real deal ones always have peanut butter, oats, and them little colorful…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this here… whatchamacallit… Grinch cookie jar. Yeah, that’s it. Seen them things all over the place lately, even little Timmy was yappin’ about wantin’ one for Christmas. Don’t rightly know why, cookies don’t last long enough in my house to need no fancy jar. First off, where d’ya even get these things? Seems like every store’s got ‘em. I heard tell ya can get ‘em on that Amazon place, little Timmy’s mama, she buys everything from there. Says they got all…