Drinks

Alright, let’s talk about this Aftershock drink, you know, the one them youngsters used to gulp down back in the day. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I remember a thing or two about it. Heard folks callin’ it a “liqueur,” whatever that means. Sounded foreign to me, like somethin’ from them city slickers. What is this Aftershock thing anyway? Well, from what I gathered, this Aftershock ain’t no weak stuff. It’s got somethin’ called “ABV” and it’s a whole 40%! That’s strong, like the moonshine my old…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Aaron Judge Prime Drink, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I seen, ya know, the way us regular folks understand it. First off, they got this Aaron Judge Prime Hydration Drink, and it ain’t just one kind, no sir. They got two different looks, they say. One’s all white and navy blue, looks kinda sharp, I guess. Fancy enough for them city folks, ha! Now, they…

Okay, so you wanna know about them 3-gallon drink dispensers, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and these things, they’re pretty handy, I gotta say. Especially when you got a whole bunch of folks comin’ over. What are these things anyway? Well, it’s just a big ol’ container, like a jug or somethin’, but bigger. Holds a whole 3 gallons of whatever you wanna pour. Water, lemonade, iced tea, that sweet fruit punch… you name it. They got a little spout on…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about why your tooth might be acting up, especially when you’re trying to enjoy something cold, like a nice glass of iced tea on a hot day. You know, that sharp pain that just hits you out of nowhere? Yeah, that ain’t fun, and it happens to a whole bunch of folks, not just you. So, what’s the deal? Well, it’s like this. Your teeth, they got this outer layer, kinda like a shell, called enamel. It’s tough stuff, but it ain’t invincible. Over time, you…

Alright, let’s talk about this “white lightning” drink. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Folks used to call it all sorts of names back in the day, moonshine, hooch, white dog… you get the picture. Strong stuff, that’s for sure. Made folks do silly things, dance on tables, sing off-key, sometimes even fight. What is this White Lightning Anyway? Now, from what I gather, this “white lightning” ain’t just one thing. It’s kinda like callin’ all cars “vehicles,” you…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about gettin’ that weed out your system, ya hear? Folks call it “weed detox drinks,” fancy like. But it ain’t nothin’ but helpin’ your body clean itself out, like sweepin’ the porch after a dusty day. Now, I ain’t no doctor, mind you. I’m just a plain ol’ woman who knows a thing or two about gettin’ things done. And if you gotta get that weed out your system, for whatever reason, well, then you gotta do what you gotta do. First thing’s…

Alright, let’s talk about this “Walk Me Down Drink,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d need after a long day workin’ in the fields, not that I ever did much field work, mind you. My back ain’t built for that. So, from what I gather, this here drink is strong, real strong. They throw everything but the kitchen sink in it, like them city folks do. Vodka, yeah, I heard of that. Rum, that’s the stuff pirates drink, or so they say in them movies. Gin? Don’t…

Alright, let’s talk about this tiki tiki drink thing. I don’t know much about fancy drinks, you know? I’m just a simple person. But my neighbor, she went to some fancy bar the other day and came back talkin’ ‘bout this “tiki” something. Said it was fruity and tasted like sunshine. So, I figured, why not? Let’s see what all the fuss is about. First off, they say most of these tiki drinks got rum in ‘em. Rum, huh? That’s strong stuff, like the moonshine my grandpa used to make….

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… tarte drink of h2o. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll break it down for ya, just like I’m tellin’ ya ’bout the weather. First off, they say it’s for all kinds of skin. Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I reckon that means it’s good for everyone. City folk, country folk, young’uns, and old geezers like me. They say it’s real good if your skin’s feelin’ all dried up like a prune in the sun….

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them syrups for drinks, you know, the sweet stuff you put in your glasses. I ain’t no fancy bartender or whatever they call ’em, but I know a thing or two about makin’ things taste good. The Easy Peasy Sweet Stuff First off, there’s this thing they call “simple syrup.” Now, don’t let the name fool ya, it ain’t simple-minded. It just means it’s easy to make. You take some sugar, yeah, the regular white stuff, and you put it in a pot with the…